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Poetry

How to revive a dead pig (or your friends)

2022-09-30T17:34:43+01:00

Yale University scientists have brought a dead pig back to life using a technology cocktail called Organex. Bring you and your pals back to life with the famed Corpse Reviver #2 - get Rowan Books' "Shaker" App for this and over 400 other recipes

How to revive a dead pig (or your friends)2022-09-30T17:34:43+01:00

What’s the verdict on the Edinburgh Festival ? A load of old rubbish !

2022-09-30T17:33:35+01:00

What's the similarity between the Edinburgh Festival and a £1m donation to Prince Charles ? It's a Bin Laden ! Verdict on the Festival - a load of old rubbish as bin workers strike. Drown your sorrows with a cocktail. Try the Leith Pre-Mix, a suitable seedy sailor's concoction.

What’s the verdict on the Edinburgh Festival ? A load of old rubbish !2022-09-30T17:33:35+01:00

Shopaholic

2021-11-05T10:31:56+00:00

This poem about the delicious Shopaholic cocktail appears in Cocktails Read more...

Shopaholic2021-11-05T10:31:56+00:00
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